Fasten your seatbelts - the incomparable Katie Price and Peter Andre are re-enacting their first sexual encounter.
"No, don't Pete!" screams Jordan. "Your mumcould be watching."
A woman of strict immoral values, curvy Katie knows where to draw the line. It's fine to simulate oral sex - but that's as far as anyone should go on national TV.
You've got to have standards.
"So I bent down to give him a quick blowy," she candidly recalls. "And just got it out..."
Taking up the romantic story, passionate Pete reveals: "She was completely p*ssed."
Oh God - it's ITV2's educational Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter. And Mr and Mrs Disgusting are back at the swish Australian hotel where they got it on after their jungle antics in I'm A Celebrity.
It's the fourth anniversary of that magical night.
Telling his little son Junior all about it, Pete giggles: "Daddy had coffee before meeting your mummy - it gave him the energy to start thinking about making you. So then Daddy got a bit excited..."
Christ man - he's two!
"Shut up!" yells Junior, clearly the only the member of the family with any sense of decorum.
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