WANNABE a Doctor Who script writer?

Forget about it unless you can come up with this kind of terrific dialogue from the leader of the rhino lookalike Judoons - an intergalactic police force full of thick thugs.

"Bole, sco, fole jo, no crow, crow blow, cole show, roe."

That's easy for him to say! Yes, the guy in the Tardis was back fighting the far-fetched forces of evil.

And, flanked by his pretty new sidekick Martha Jones, the Time Lord didn't let his huge army of fans down.

Playing chirpy Cockney trainee medic Martha, Freema Agyeman is set to be just as popular as her smash-hit predecessor Billie Piper.

A Rose by any other name etc.

And there's no denying that energetic David Tennant doesn't deliver the goods.

Last night's opening salvo saw London's St Thomas' Hospital turning into a rocket, soaring from the banks of the Thames and landing on the moon.

Not again!

As all the patients went into a blind panic it was clear that in space everyone can hear you scream.

Anyway, with an all-star cast and the Doctor's obligatory snog with Martha, episode one saw our time-travelling hero save the universe with seconds to spare. Like he does every week.