KATIE HAS HER SORE POINTS

Kevin O'Sullivan, sundaymirror.co.uk 30/03/2008

In the cheap and tacky world of tawdry TV, what a relief that those ambassadors of taste, style and gentility Katie Price and Peter Andre are still willing to allow us a tantalising glimpse of their elegant lives.

With the catastrophe of their useless chat show safely consigned to the scrapheap, this remarkably refined couple have returned with yet another fly-on-the-wall series about themselves.

Seen it all before? No, because this time they're in Australia - "the country where their love story began".

Episode one of ITV2's Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter - Down Under followed a "fun-filled family holiday" throughout which everyone talked constantly about Katie's breast reduction operation. Especially Katie. "Where's Mummy sore?" the self-obsessed glamour girl asked her bemused baby Princess. "That's right - Mummy's boobies are sore." Then Ms Price's generouslyproportioned manager Claire Powell recalled: "The last time I saw Katie, we were in a taxi saying goodbye to her boobs." Get a life.

The record remained stuck as, moments later, the narrator announced: "Katie and Claire are preparing for a family picnic - and the conversation soon turns to plastic surgery." No sh*t!

Next, on an outing to Sea World, Katie informed a stunned marine-park employee: "I've had my boobs done." Yeah, Katie, I believe you mentioned that. Five million times.