Devastating news... my favourite fat slag Kerry Katona has checked into The Priory.
Now will you believe she's not a drug addict? For a woman waging a nonstop campaign to persuade her tens of fans that she doesn't march to the Colombian beat, was booking into Britain's best-known rehab clinic really such a great idea?
No. Some might say it was a disastrous move.
But it wasn't her worst decision. That has to be agreeing to star in MTV's farcical garbage, Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love. Every week lucky viewers get to see fantastic mum Kerry smoking like a chimney while boozing her way through pregnancy. It's a spiritually uplifting experience.
"Just because I smoke when I'm pregnant it doesn't make me a bad mother," whined the allegedly reformed cocaine junkie.
Er - I think you'll find that it does, Kerry.
Never mind. At least you've got the love of your barmaid-friendly financial leech of a money-grabbing husband Mark Croft to help you through the hard times.
He's crazy in love... with someone else.
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