TV'S MR NASTY BBIG VERDICT

Kevin O'Sullivan, sundaymirror.co.uk 22/07/2007

BIG BRO 8

LIAM
"Nicky doesn't like me - so it's better for everyone if she goes," said Lard Bucket. So charmingly modest.

BRIAN
What does this stylish ladies man look for in a woman? "I want someone who likes cider," he revealed.

THE TWINS
The ugly one stormed: "There's nothing to do." The pretty one replied: "Yes there is." Awesome!

CAROLE
Called everyone "imbeciles" for having a water fight. You're 53 you silly old bat! Act your age and go home.

GERRY
Constantly in bed being boring, the gay Greek tragedy is the new Laura. "I am not fickle," he lied.

CHARLEY
"My life has been so interesting," boasted (sh)it girl. A sacked lapdancer who lives with her mum. Fascinating!

ZIGGY
Reminding us that he's not the sharpest pin in the pack, Medallion Man insisted: "Chanelle's very mature." Spot on Zig!

CHANELLE
"I don't think they're gonna show anything nice about me," sobbed huge forehead girl, about whom there IS nothing nice.

TRACEY
Sexually-frustrated scarecrow look-alike barked: "I want a good seeing to when I get out." Form an orderly queue guys!